The Perfect Man

     Every morning a deluge of men get up early to exercise in order to become the "Perfect Man." But, what is the Perfect Man?
     While some might try to argue different opinions of perfect men (looks, physique, intelligence, talent, social, religious, funny, nice, movie star, whatever...) I choose to argue a completely different point: Do we want to be the perfect man?
     So, I admit it, I'm one of those guys that gets up early and exercises, I study, I improve talents, I try to be a good guy- why? Mainly so girls will like me. But, in doing this I have discovered a horrible secret-- Girls DON'T want a perfect man.
     How many times has a girl called some guy "the perfect man" and not immediatley thereafter broken up with him: NEVER. If I had a dollar for every time a girl called me the perfect man, I could buy 3 double cheesburgers... but the point is that each of those girls broke up with me, and actually cited as the reason, "You're just too Perfect."
     So, eat that extra bag of chips. Donuts are your friends. Stop trying to be a gentleman and FORGET learning all those stupid table manners. It'll just make you that much more irresistible.
          -Rob